Sunday, 31 July 2011

Screaming, antimatter and harnessing my rage;)!!

Well now, look at that, another day has dawned and I'm still kicking and screaming and remonstrating my way through life, albeit in my own mind as I find people tend to get upset when I point out the truth, you know, their obvious floors, misconceptions and the reality of what their actions are actually doing to others. However, I will continue to tell them and point them in the direction of their errors but maybe not with quite so much fervour as before.
Alexander Pope once wrote “ to err is human, to forgive, divine” Alexander Pope quite obviously never had to deal with the retards I have to deal with on a daily basis, otherwise he would not have spouted such utter drivel.
My  inner rage is the only thing that has kept me remotely from exploding, that and my new found method of channelling energy via going to the gym on a regular basis. This brings me back to my quest to attain light speed. Maybe if I could store up all that energy from my rage in some sort of container to release it at the critical orbit of flying off in the direction of Gliese 581. If I could couple that with with Anti matter catalyzed nuclear pulse propulsion it is possible that the velocity required may be achieved. It has to be the only way forward. Fusion power will in no way suffice and variable specific impulse magnetoplasma rocket science or gas dynamic mirror fusion propulsion systems which both use plasma technology would not even get close and I feel are a bit of a red herring.
One of the biggest problems with  Anti matter catalyzed nuclear pulse propulsion is the size of the device required for it to work. They mock people who say " bigger is better " well in this case it actually is, "a big bang" if you will, fnar fnar ooooerrrr mrs.
The lower limit of the device size is determined by anti-proton handling issues and fission reaction requirements, but the concept appears to be feasible using today's technology and infrastructure, unlike either the Orion-type system, which requires large numbers of nuclear explosive charges, or the various anti-matter drives, which require impossibly expensive amounts of antimatter.

So at last we are making headway.
In other news after much wrangling, letter writing, patience (of which I posses a negative amount ), gnashing of teeth,  more letter writing and finally the threat of sending their sorry ass to court Thomson holidays have finally said they will be willing to pay me compensation for my messed up holiday, although they feel they would be able to defend the case they feel that to settle the matter amicably they will pay me off. We are now at the stage of just how much I will accept.
I was at a very empty gym at 07.30 hours this morning to do my circuit training, it is getting easier now so I'm sure I will have to step things up a bit soon to capture more of that energy to couple with my Anti matter drive.
Anyway world till next time.

Friday, 29 July 2011

England, time dilation and Gliese 581!!!!

Once more into this world we go with questions , questions and more questions. Good afternoon interweb. Well with the end of days rapidly approaching this has got me to wondering about maybe I should leave my green and pleasant land, my England which has been raped and ruined beyond my recognition by the politicians the masses voted in.
However, there is a floor in this initial plan, the end of days will kinda happen across the planet so just popping over the pond for a couple of weeks wont really show me any benefit. It is with this in mind that I have decided to leave this planet that resides at the bottom of a deep gravity well going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away.
The nearest planet to earth that could possibly sustain life would be Gliese 581 c. The details of which I have included towards the end of this post. Assuming I could travel at the speed of light it would take me around 20 Light years to reach. Now here's the problem, to reach light speed or even near light speed is gonna take some seriously pimped out spaceship. Even if I orbit earth using the earths gravity to help build up speed to then fly off really really fast I am still not going to reach near light speed. So that is my conundrum for the day. You see if I can get even close to light speed according to the time dilation effect described in Einstein's theory of relativity I would only experience a travel time of around 6 years whilst 20 years would pass on earth.
The now retired space shuttle would take around 760,514.108 years to get there so that's kinda redundant. So then, just over a year to find a way of travelling at light speed. My head hurts now so I'm going to lie down, Here is some information about Gliese 581.

Gliese 581 c (pronounced /ˈɡliːzə/) or G 581 c is a planet orbiting the red dwarf star Gliese 581. It is the second planet discovered in the system and the third in order from the star. With a mass at least 5.6 times that of the Earth, it is classified as a super-Earth (a planet of 1 to 10 Earth masses). Assuming that the planet's mass is close to the lower limit determined by radial velocity measurements (the true mass is unknown), it was the smallest known extrasolar planet around a main sequence star, but on April 21, 2009, another planet orbiting Gliese 581, Gliese 581 e, was announced with an approximate mass of 1.9 Earth masses, which is now the smallest known extrasolar planet around a main sequence star.

Gliese 581 c initially generated interest because it was originally reported to be the first potentially Earth-like planet in the habitable zone of its star, with a temperature right for liquid water on its surface, and by extension, potentially capable of supporting extremophile forms of Earth-like life. However, further research on the potential effects of the planetary atmosphere casts doubt upon the habitability of Gliese 581 c and indicates that the fourth planet in the system, Gliese 581 g, is a better candidate for habitability. In astronomical terms, the Gliese 581 system is relatively close to Earth, at 20.3 light years (192 trillion km or 119 trillion miles) in the direction of the constellation of Libra. This distance, along with the declination and right ascension coordinates, give its exact location in our galaxy. It is identified as Gliese 581 by its number in the Gliese Catalogue of Nearby Stars; it is the 87th closest known star system to the Sun.
Peace out yall THE BAGSTA XXX
NB. Light speed has not yet been achieved but I am working on it and will let you know as soon as I am there.

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Schrödinger's cat., madness and Sloths!

Good afternoon interweb, I trust I find you today as intolerably useful a tool as ever. I have been struggling with the paradox of Schrödinger's cat. Would the cat in the box be alive or dead or it be just a bit cross at having been put in the box in the first place with radioactive materials and poison? The other thing that bothers me about Schrödinger's experiment is what kind of person you would have to be to devise such an experiment and should somebody have reported him to the RSPCA or whatever body existed to report cruelty to cats to.
Maybe he was mad, but then what is madness? I think it is just another way of looking at the same reality. Maybe those that the establishment call mad are actually here from a parallel universe and to them their actions are quite normal and everybody else is mad. Who are we to judge what madness is and who is mad, I am increasingly coming around to the idea that the majority are the mad ones, with their constant unending ability to fuck things up in such monumental ways and not even for a pico second see the possible outcome of their actions.
I have decided that with this in mind I am not going to conform anymore to the establishment. This is not a new idea as I am well aware but I will not be leaving my hair unwashed and unkempt to grow into dreadlocks, I will refuse point blank to wear tie dyed clothing and smoke dope all day, I will not be riding a bicycle or wearing a t-shirt that says “you laugh it me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same” because numb nuts the world has changed, now it’s all you lot that are the bloody same and people like myself that are different, Just like the planets poles are shifting so is our entire social system. It is now common place to see people with red spiky hair and tattoos with pierced faces wander down the high street, people don’t even take a second look. I have nothing against it but please do not tell me that you did it because you wanted to show how individual you are. Anyway, back on track, I am going to do exactly as I please. Fi would probably say Ive been doing that for years and I may well have, but now I'm going to make a conscious effort to do so.
It has become apparent to me that I am actually losing weight now, my beer belly has taken on the dimensions of a spare tyre rather than a beer barrel and I have discovered an ab poking out through the fat, This bothered me at first and I thought it was a hernia but it is not, there also appears to be 2 more of the things fighting there way through the flab.
Moving on in an unrelated way I would just like to talk momentarily about the Sloth. The skeleton of which has been found on occasion and people have thought them to be the skeleton of an alien or some strange experiment.

Although unable to survive outside the tropical rainforest's of South and Central America, within that environment sloths are outstandingly successful creatures: they can account for as much as half the total energy consumption and two-thirds of the total terrestrial mammalian biomass in some areas. Four of the six living species are presently rated "least concern";which im sure makes them feel great, the Maned three-toed sloth (Bradypus torquatus), which inhabits Brazil's dwindling Atlantic Forest is classified as "endangered", while the island-dwelling Pygmy Three-toed Sloth (B. pygmaeus) is critically endangered. Not so great. The ongoing destruction of South America's forests, however, may soon prove a threat to other sloth species.
Peace out y'all THE BAGSTA XX
NB. No cats or sloths were harmed during the writing of this blog post.

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Conflict, sticky feet and poking pandas!!!!

Hello again interweb thingy. I have learned a few things over the last couple of days, you see your can teach and old dog new tricks...... gotta be a joke in there somewhere but I'm damned if I can be bothered looking at the minute.
Yesterday I had to go on a compulsory training day for my part time job. It was a conflict resolution course. I attended willingly and think I may even be paid for attending.
Got there and the other attendees on the course were 15 women, great. Spending the day with 15 women on a conflict resolution training course.
I did however discover that phrases such as “kick em in the nuts” and “smack em upside the head” and “knock some sense into em”  have no place on a conflict resolution course, at least not one attended by 15 women.
Apparently the whole self defence thing is a bit of a minefield as well. If somebody is trying to kill me, I am entitled to defend myself and if that requires me to kill them to prevent my own death then that is perfectly acceptable. However if I stab them 37 times and then kick the lifeless corpse a few times in anger, then this is not considered self defence. But honestly, who out there when you've taken some arsehole down who was having a go at you is not going to give em a swift kick whilst they're down?
In conclusion, I would just like to say nernernanerner to all those people who said I would fail the course as I have a stickyfoot, I mean certificate to prove it. The sticky foot was something else that I will not discuss here.
On a totally unrelated note I am going to have to have serious words with myself, well actually my body. My brain, contrary to popular belief is fine. My body on the other hand is running wild, 06.00hours this morning it decided I should wake up. WTF. I lay in bed thinking sod that I'm going back to sleep as my body swung its legs out of the bed and padded to the bathroom. Hang on a minute. It’s 06.00 hours go back to bed now. Nope, my body would have none of it and continued to feed itself put itself into some gym clothes and take itself off down the gym. I tried to go back to sleep whilst it carried out these acts but all the jumping about and running kept me awake.
The other thing I have learned today is to never poke a panda, they may look cute squishy and furry and all that but the fuckers poke you back, wear dresses and a lot of them know martial arts. You have been warned.

Peace out y'all THE BAGSTA XXX
NB. No pandas were harmed in the writing of this blog post.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Eureka, mayan's and the end of the world! An insight if you will:)

Hello again interweb, in my quest to discover how to use all of that bit of our brain that we apparently do not use I have inadvertently uncovered a few scary realisations. It has been a bit like when you suddenly remember that name that was on the tip of your tongue. A eureka moment if you will, 
Many of you reading my blog from the beginning will be fully aware of my frequent ramblings about the myth of global warming and my own theories on much of this subject. Those of you who are reading my blog for the first time will im sure assume I am completely mad and send in the men with the huggy huggy jackets.
Actually those of you who have read my blog from the start are probably reaching for the phone as I type.
 It is of no consequence to me, I am above such trivialities as restraints and electric shock treatment.
There is today 514 days to the end of days, thats right 514 until 21st of December 2012 which according to the ancient Inca, Mayans and Aztecs will mark the time of a new beginning. All of these people suffered greatly at the hands off the Spanish when they were off trying to conquer the world but their knowledge of building and astronomy  was much greater than ours at that time. (and probably now as well actually). 
As this time draws closer many things can be seen to be occurring on earth and in the universe that begin to make one realize that this whole doomsday thing might not just be a load of shit talk after all.
I have for a long time had my doubts about manmade global warming as many of you know, but in previous posts I have never denied that the planet could be warming, it is the reasons for this warming that intrigues me and if some of the useless twats that get huge great wheelbarrows of cash to find out why could just take off their blinkers for 2 minutes we may be able to get some actual facts out there to the rest of the world.
You see the poles of our planet are starting to shift, (as I have said before) As Nibiru and it’s dark star get closer to our solar system their magnetic flux will have a stronger effect on the stars and planets in the milky way. The North pole is slowly moving towards Siberia ,and as it has been weather patterns on earth have been changing, more and more storms hurricanes tornados etc are occurring.
There has also been a big increase in volcanic activity and earthquakes in recent years as well. This is due to increased magma activity, again due to the polar shift.
I myself have photographed sunspot activity in the last 12 months and as this increases it cannot be a good thing.

Actually when you look at the reality of it all we have had a pretty good time of it all. I mean we live at the bottom of a gravity well going round a nuclear fireball some 90 million miles away. The prospect of something going wrong with an experiment like that is huge. And I don’t use the word huge lightly either. Imagine if this was all an experiment, it would never pass health and safety people would it. Yet we take for granted everything that we have. Look around you now, look at your life and your friends and do not take them for granted because one day, one day it will all change!
It is a fact that the poles of our gas covered planet have moved before (ask a geologist) and yet only a very small percentage of people are aware of this fact. I think that there may well be some kind of global shift happening and the sudden realisation will for some people be too much to bear and they will implode. Much as the universe itself will....... eventually.
Right then, the nurse says it’s medication time and that I have been out of my jacket far to long today.
Peace out yall THE BAGSTA XXX
NB. Only one small gas covered planet has changed a little during the writing of this post.

Sunday, 24 July 2011

B&Q, pirates and the end of the world!

Morning interweb, May I take this moment in time to say that I do not feel that anybody in their right mind should be up and awake at this time on a Sunday morning, never mind the 6.30 am I was awake at. No reason, just eyes wide open brain switched on so don’t even think about going back to sleep.
This in itself is no big problem as my cunning knows no bounds. I will simply start my plastering of the back bedroom walls. . 2 flaws in my cunning plan, 1. I have no plaster 2. B&Q don’t open on a Sunday till 10.00 am.  Maybe my cunning does have bounds after all.
This all brings me to the subject of plastering, I can plaster, just about. It is not the easiest of things to do and I have the utmost respect for people who do it as a job and can do it well but I do have to think of what happened in a person’s life to make them wake up one day and say “I want to be a plasterer” and off they go to plasterer school. Maybe it’s a trade or something that will never be out of work,
My legs are still hurting after circuit training yesterday but I am starting to see and feel the benefits now. About bloody time is all I can say, well actually I can say much more than that and do tend to drivel on a bit from time to time.
Last night was a total blast on Modern Warfare 2 with a good turnout including Bev who has a cold and sounded like a pirate so we all took the piss mercilessly changing our clan tags to “ARGH” and generally talking like pirates all night blowing stuff up and shooting things, Even heard his wife in the background laughing at his expense as well, bless :)
A friend we met on holiday sent me an amazing photograph of a whale shark this week
Cheers Jono, oh and Hi Lou:) The one I swam with was only about 9 metres long, not as big as this beauty.

I have a conflict resolution training course to go on Tuesday, a few people have said ill fail it, can’t imagine what they mean or where they get that idea. I have no problem at all in resolving conflict. LOL
For those of you who read my last blog post you will be aware that I have been studying the expansion and inevitable eventual collapse of the universe. Maybe, just maybe this could be linked to the end of the world theory that a cataclysmic event will befall the earth on the 21st of December 2012, no need to bother with Christmas presents then.  Astronomers and other scientists have rejected the apocalyptic forecasts and there are many, way too numerous to list here, theories of what will happen at the end of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar.  Some say, Jeremy Clarkson will actually show himself to actually be god, others that he will spontaneously explode on the stroke of midnight, I personally don’t think that there will be a cataclysmic event such as the earth falling into a black hole but that is simply because the universes expansion is way too great for it to collapse back in on itself in such a short time, ask a physicist.
Anyway it is nearly time for me to run to B&Q, will I be able to contain my excitement at this prospect? Probably!
By for now, Peace out Y'all THE BAGSTAXXX

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Flying cows, collapsing universes and poking!!!

Happy Tuesday interweb world, I hope it is treating you as you deserve to be. That means if you are an ass I hope you are having a terrible day and that a herd of flying cows soars overhead and deposits the brown sticky mess that it excretes upon your head.
 If on the other hand you are of  a generally pleasant  persona,  may flights of angels carry you to a  subliminally exquisite experience the like of which only Wednesday being hump day can even attempt to liken itself too.
Ive been thinking again........ never a good sign really. Ive been thinking about how big the universe is of late.  I have come to the conclusion that it is very big. Ive looked at maps and charts and studied stuff for several hours and as such now consider myself to be quite an expert on the subject.
Ever since the Big Bang, (which I do find a childishly amusing phrase) the universe has been expanding and like my waistline once was, has been expanding at quite a significant rate for quite a long time.

There will come a time when, also like my waistline the universe will start contracting and collapsing in on itself, physics and it’s many laws say this to be true, in both cases.
I cannot but help wonder how fast it will contract and begin to collapse and what exactly will happen when the point of collapse reaches earth. I have a theory that we may well be contacted by other life forms or other beings or even our other selves from parallel universes that have existed for at least as long as ours. I think they may try to warn us of the imminent impending doom before buggering off back towards the source of the universe being chased by an ever decreasing collapsing dark matter spewing thing that was once a wondrous thing that we never fully understood or had the ability or imagination to work out a way of exploring.  It is a sad fact that I can have as many wonderful theories as I like but they will all eventually be brutally murdered by a vicious gang of marauding facts.  My head hurts now so I'm going for a lie down before people start poking me again.
Peace out y'all THE BAGSTA XXX

NB. No known universe was harmed or collapsed during the writing of this blog post:)

Monday, 18 July 2011

Petrol head weekend and death by treadmill!

Well happy Monday interweb thingy, and to all out there who actually tune in and read my disjointed rantings and ramblings, God bless you all.
Id like to take a moment to remember a very dear friend of mine who died a year ago this weekend gone. A giant of a man both in stature and heart, a true friend and shining star who will never be forgotten, and not just because of the bruises lol. “RIDE FREE AND EASY” Christopher John Heeps (CREEPSY) you will live in my heart always ya big fat hairy bollock!!!!!

Well this weekend has been a bit of a petrol head heaven for me, this weekend I have mostly been working on Saturday night and the rest has been spent kinda sat/laid in front  of the TV watching various sporting events that involve engines lots of noise and things going very very fast. Moto GP, this produced 3 of possibly the best races Ive ever seen with the odd exception. Then there was a very wet British superbike championship and all the accompanying races, and a bit of World touring cars thrown in for good measure. If that wasn’t enough petrol headed madness for one weekend there was an F1 60th birthday show on and a tribute thing to Murray Walker. Reminded me of the time back in 2006 when I was at GP Live photographing the classic F1 cars racing round Donington.

Back to reality today, just posted off a pre arbitration letter to Thomson holidays to warn them I'm going to have their bollocks on a sharp stick very soon. Well at least their cheque book. :)
Was in the gym by 08.00 hours, 20 minutes weights 10K on the bike and a 4K run, one of the personal trainers came up to me whilst I was running, about 20 minutes in sweating like a paedophile in a playground and asked if I could answer a few questions.......... WTF, she was very pretty and blond so I said yes and slowed down a bit to answer then went back to trying to kill myself, death by treadmill........ hmmmmm could be a film in that somewhere.
I havn’t watched any news this weekend so have no idea what is going on in the world and frankly I don’t give a shit.  In fact I try to live my life in my own reality which nobody can tear away from me, however I have discovered that  reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Anyway I'm in danger of rambling again................. or rambling more so I'm going to go and eat
Catch ya laters and peace out y'all
NB. No personal trainers were harmed during the writing of this blog post!